Happy Birthday Edward's Chipper

It's a special day here at The Darkest Temptations Blog!  We're havin' a party for our very own Temptress Chipper! So, make sure you leave her a comment telling her to have a great day or send her some love in the form of a Cullen! We hear she's partial to Edward...

xoxoxo

*YELLS* Christine... *grins and hides behind Izzy* Yeah I went there.

You have a heart of gold, a mind in the gutter and a strange Eddie obsession... so all in all you're just like the rest of us. Remember.... You are my favorite Eddie lover. On this special day I say to you go find your Eddie and get jiggy with him. Teach him to be a man and knock his socks off. You deserve only the best and I'm glad we are friends. You make me laugh even when I don't wanna.... Me lubs you long time babe. *mwah*

*sings*

Surprise

Girl I bet you thought I had went and forgot

It's a special day

Tonight

Your gift will be something you will remember

For the rest of your days

(So get ready and I'll take you out) and show you some love

(Show you what partying is all about) once we hit the club

(It's your birthday) so let's party and have some fun

(It's your birthday) we'll dance til the morning comes yeah

(Happy birthday) girl let's step the night away

(Happy birthday) and we're gonna celebrate, yeah

do do do do do do do do do do do...

Oh we'll be laughing and singing and grooving on the way

With smiles upon our face

Nothing but VIP

Darling for you and me

And there's so many dancing feet

Dancing in harmony

(So get ready and I'll take you out) and show you some love

(Show you what partying is all about) once we hit the club, yeah

(It's your birthday) so let's party and have some fun

(It's your birthday) and we'll dance til the morning comes yeah

(Happy birthday) let's step the night away

(Happy birthday) we're gonna celebrate, yeah

Let's go

Do do do do do do do do do do...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIPPER! 

I hope you enjoy your day and get all you're hoping for. I really wish I could have sent you him...

But, I  couldn't afford any restraining orders at this time. Sorry! So, hopefully you'll just settle for the picture and some love!  Enjoy your day!  It's been great getting to know you these past few months...you certainly keep me on my toes!  It's good, a girl like me needs a little naughty in her life!  Happy Birthday!

Love,
Steph

Oh Chipper...you’re my Edward port in a Team Jasper storm!! LOL.  You know I love my Jasper, but it is nice to have a friend that shares my love of Edward as well.  In fact...I love all the Cullen men, and the Whitlocks, and a couple of the others.  But, I digress.  You have keep me LMAO on twitter, helped me decipher drunk tweets and given me a love for Charlie that I never thought I would have.  Not to mention Aro and Esme.  So for all of that and the tons more that I haven't mentioned, I thought you might appreciate this...

Chipper! My dear sweet little minion. I hope you have a super fantastic birthday filled with... you guessed it! Edward porn and lots of booze. (Never go wrong with that) I would have sent you some super smexy cardboard cutouts of Billy Burke to snuggle with Cardboardward, but I decided he was too fucking hot (DILF) to let go. Sorry, but since I'm all nice and shit, I'll let you borrow him for a bit.

Okay, I lied. That really is Billy Burke so, I've decided to keep him. Mwhahahaha! But I'd totally share if it was the cardboard Billy.

Alright, real time! *grumbles* Ya'll need to quite having birthdays and turning me into a fucking blubbering mess. *AHEM* Anyway, I just wanted to say that you are by far one of the best, most awesome friends I have. I flove you, really I do. You are always there for me when I need to bitch, rant, rave, freak the fuck out over something, and you keep me level when I do. I love that you knock some sense into my ass when I need it *regularly*, and you keep shit real. That is what I love the most about you. You never sugar coat shit and always tell me what's on your mind, but you also do it in a way that is not mean or shitty like some peeps do. You just like to roll with it, and I'll be damned if that shit doesn't make me want to hump you. HARD!

Have a wonderful birthday dear. I don't know what the motherfuck I'd do without you, because quite honestly you rock my world with your witty, charming *snorts* ass and my life would not be the same without. Cheers biotch! *raises the liquor high to toast your birthday*

Izzy