Happy Birthday @Content1April

We're celebrating a Birthday!

We'd like to extend a very dark and Happy Birthday to our own Temptress Content1.

April,

Thanks for coming onboard and putting up with all our craziness. We love having you here! We hope you have a special day filled with all of your deepest and darkest desires!

Love,

Steph

xoxo

Well, Well, Well, looky what we have here....

a birthday girl....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL!!!!!

It takes a good person to do all you do. I haven't known you long but I feel close to you.

You've got a dark little heart like the rest of us and for that we are grateful to have

you as a Temptress.

Enjoy your day and make someone a slave for the day, you deserve it.

Love,

Kitten

April, my lovely little love muffin... 

I hope you have a fabulous birthday. I'm sorry about about almost forgetting, but I do hope that you will except this peace offering... 

That's right! Your very own perv pass. You have a lifetime membership. Use it wisely. We only have so much bail money. Enjoy your and my little darkling. And now that you are so very special to me.

Love, 

Izzy

Happy Birthday Izzy - A Few Hours Early!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZZY!

So, we tried to keep this post a secret but that's hard to do around here!  And, it figures tomorrow is your day to post, so we figured, we better post now...

~~~

Izzy? What should I say? Well, first, I wish you nothing but the best today and always. May all your birthday dreams come true!

You're such an amazingly talented author and I've enjoyed watching you grow as a writer over this past year and a half. You always manage to delve deep into your characters minds and bring forth the most creative and unique stories. You are by far, my most favorite dark author! You give me chills! (In a good way!)

You've been with me from the beginning of my FF journey and have helped me more than you'll ever realize. You kick my ass in gear when I want to give up, you're always there waving your pom pom's and cheering me on from the sidelines and God knows why, but you pull me along with you in every crazy endeavor you think up. Between you and me, you don't have to drag me anywhere...I'd go willingly. I just can't believe you trust me with all this stuff! Oh, and let's not forget all the naughty words you've taught me and the crazy people you've introduced me to! It's safe to say Cullen818 definitely needed you in her life, but Stephanie needed you more!

Oh, and it isn't ready yet because it's also my autism submission, but there might be a darksper fic in the works dedicated to you! **winks** Hopefully that'll make up for all the creative banners I couldn't make and the porn I didn't post. lol

Happy Birthday!

Love,

Steph

Happy Birthday Izzy... *runs and tackles you*

*sings* It's your birthday and its gonna be a great day... you are

so beautiful in everyway... A friend to the end and a heart that always cares... It's your birthday and we all love you....

*giggles and gets off of you*


Now for my friend I want to say this. With out your continued support and friendship, I'd be lost. You helped me as a person and a fanfic

writer expand and move into the dark-side.

You are a true inspiration and I am, as always grateful for your friendship, your kindness and your utter determination to make everyone around you is one of the many many many reasons I adore you.

You're a great person and I am truly honored to have you as a friend, mentor and all around dark hoor.

*blows kisses*

Love Kitten

Happy Bday, JIZZZZZYYYYY!

So like, a few weeks ago, I found out it was gonna be my IZZINATOR’S birthday - my humps-me-hard, whip-my-ass boss and friend. So I says to myself, “Self? What the fuck do I get the girl who has just about everything?” She already HAS a passel of blogs with minions ready to lick, suck, or hump her ass any time of the day, a downright awesome fanfic posting site, a hugely fuckable foul-mouth which she apparently doesn’t like to share with her husband’s…er, nevermind, two beautiful little boys, and an employee like moi?

I mean, really?

I thought long and HARD. I mean REALLY HARD.

Jizzper was…too easy. As usual.

The above provided by the ever-sexy, MistressGemGem.

Then, well, Edward would be a waste, but sparkly peen is good for any occasion:

*dies*

Then, there was this fantabulous suggestion, sent to me by @HammerHips:

(Did you see to the bottom left there, it says "Necronomicox"? *dies again*)

I IMMEDIATELY ran to the site to purchase said Zombie Dildo *points above*, but when I finally got to the site?

$300 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!

While I love you Izster, I no gots $300.

Soooooooooooooooo, I decided on the next best thing to all of the above.

Hop my sexy ass on an American flight for a few pesos, and head on down yonder to

HUMP YOU IN PERSON!!!

(Frequent flyer miles are a wonderful thing.)

Southern hospitality and all, you and I will be getting our drink on, blended, shaken or stirred, no matter.

You know I love you just about as much as I love sparkly peen. They’re like a hairsbreath away from each other. I plan on us both squeeing right there at the pick-up gate like two old women who just saw their own pussys again for the first time in years, our asses being hauled away like some federal security risk. I’ll bring the bail money, you just make sure JR’s on call.

So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABES!

See you Friday, my fav BEEEYATCH! Next to me, of course. *smiles wide*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IZZY!!!

Hey there, sweetie.  *sighs, tapping my temple* What can I say?  *grins* You're awesome...a fantastic friend, mistress *sniggers* and author.  You've given me an outlet and soapbox for my opinions and dark side, and happily carried on my corruption *polishes tarnished halo*

You've written some of my most loved fics, had me laughing and crying and cursing at the screen...but I've loved every second of it.  You've got me laughing on twitter, been there when I've needed you and all in all been a wonderful addition to my life. *wipes a tear from my eye* Look at me getting all sappy!

and now...YOU'VE WRITTEN A ZOMBIE FIC!!!!!

*coughs* Sorry, got a little over excited there. 

*looks at the picture* Not that I've been having the urge to do that or anything. *shifty eyes*

Anyways...I thought I'd add a couple more pics into this for your viewing pleasure...and mostly because, well, you'll see. *drools*

*giggles*

and lastly...

*Dies of the need to lick*

So, I hope you have a wonderful birthday...make sure to get rat arsed, lick computer screens full of hot ass sexy men and go out and terrorise the neighbourhood...just because you can *grins*

Hugs, humps, spanks and thanks, bb!!!!

LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARKEST TEMPTATIONS

Today marks the ONE YEAR anniversary for "Darkest Temptations" and the temptresses want to thank you all for your help, support and kind thoughts as we have all grown into a family.

The night Izzy (JaspersIzzy) pinged me on g-chat with her idea for a "Darksper" Blog, I never imagined it would have grown from small little posts to what it is today. That night started a dark fascination in us all. It has opened doors to a whole new world most people didn't know was there or were too scared to look in. "Dark" isn't scary unless you want it to be. I've had people ask me, "Why do you write dark characters?" My answer is simple... Its just what comes out.

That is the reason this blog, these friends, this family that we have become, is so special to us all. Izzy's dream, my input and our twisted, disturbed little minds, and a determination that defines the word, is what "Team Work" means.

I appreciate and respect every person on this blog. They are all fuckawesome writers, mentors and friends. So From our Family, we thank you for a well rounded year, and we will be here to keep you quivering under your covers for years to come. Bwahaha

Love your Temptresses....

JaspersIzzy, Jaspers Sex kitten, Cullen818, Edwards Chipper & GemmaLisax

Happy New Year! 

Happy Birthday Edward's Chipper

It's a special day here at The Darkest Temptations Blog!  We're havin' a party for our very own Temptress Chipper! So, make sure you leave her a comment telling her to have a great day or send her some love in the form of a Cullen! We hear she's partial to Edward...

xoxoxo

*YELLS* Christine... *grins and hides behind Izzy* Yeah I went there.

You have a heart of gold, a mind in the gutter and a strange Eddie obsession... so all in all you're just like the rest of us. Remember.... You are my favorite Eddie lover. On this special day I say to you go find your Eddie and get jiggy with him. Teach him to be a man and knock his socks off. You deserve only the best and I'm glad we are friends. You make me laugh even when I don't wanna.... Me lubs you long time babe. *mwah*

*sings*

Surprise

Girl I bet you thought I had went and forgot

It's a special day

Tonight

Your gift will be something you will remember

For the rest of your days

(So get ready and I'll take you out) and show you some love

(Show you what partying is all about) once we hit the club

(It's your birthday) so let's party and have some fun

(It's your birthday) we'll dance til the morning comes yeah

(Happy birthday) girl let's step the night away

(Happy birthday) and we're gonna celebrate, yeah

do do do do do do do do do do do...

Oh we'll be laughing and singing and grooving on the way

With smiles upon our face

Nothing but VIP

Darling for you and me

And there's so many dancing feet

Dancing in harmony

(So get ready and I'll take you out) and show you some love

(Show you what partying is all about) once we hit the club, yeah

(It's your birthday) so let's party and have some fun

(It's your birthday) and we'll dance til the morning comes yeah

(Happy birthday) let's step the night away

(Happy birthday) we're gonna celebrate, yeah

Let's go

Do do do do do do do do do do...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIPPER! 

I hope you enjoy your day and get all you're hoping for. I really wish I could have sent you him...

But, I  couldn't afford any restraining orders at this time. Sorry! So, hopefully you'll just settle for the picture and some love!  Enjoy your day!  It's been great getting to know you these past few months...you certainly keep me on my toes!  It's good, a girl like me needs a little naughty in her life!  Happy Birthday!

Love,
Steph

Oh Chipper...you’re my Edward port in a Team Jasper storm!! LOL.  You know I love my Jasper, but it is nice to have a friend that shares my love of Edward as well.  In fact...I love all the Cullen men, and the Whitlocks, and a couple of the others.  But, I digress.  You have keep me LMAO on twitter, helped me decipher drunk tweets and given me a love for Charlie that I never thought I would have.  Not to mention Aro and Esme.  So for all of that and the tons more that I haven't mentioned, I thought you might appreciate this...

Chipper! My dear sweet little minion. I hope you have a super fantastic birthday filled with... you guessed it! Edward porn and lots of booze. (Never go wrong with that) I would have sent you some super smexy cardboard cutouts of Billy Burke to snuggle with Cardboardward, but I decided he was too fucking hot (DILF) to let go. Sorry, but since I'm all nice and shit, I'll let you borrow him for a bit.

Okay, I lied. That really is Billy Burke so, I've decided to keep him. Mwhahahaha! But I'd totally share if it was the cardboard Billy.

Alright, real time! *grumbles* Ya'll need to quite having birthdays and turning me into a fucking blubbering mess. *AHEM* Anyway, I just wanted to say that you are by far one of the best, most awesome friends I have. I flove you, really I do. You are always there for me when I need to bitch, rant, rave, freak the fuck out over something, and you keep me level when I do. I love that you knock some sense into my ass when I need it *regularly*, and you keep shit real. That is what I love the most about you. You never sugar coat shit and always tell me what's on your mind, but you also do it in a way that is not mean or shitty like some peeps do. You just like to roll with it, and I'll be damned if that shit doesn't make me want to hump you. HARD!

Have a wonderful birthday dear. I don't know what the motherfuck I'd do without you, because quite honestly you rock my world with your witty, charming *snorts* ass and my life would not be the same without. Cheers biotch! *raises the liquor high to toast your birthday*

Izzy

Happy Birthday Barbie!!!

My fellow Temptresses' and I wanted to wish our very own Jasper's Sex Kitten a very special day! This blog wouldn't be what it is today without our girl Barbie! She's the Queen of contest entries (and she does quite well I might add) and she writes an incredibly hawt, smexn' Emmett, too! Come to think of it, she's taken a crack at Jasper, Carlisle, Peter and Garrett too! Oh, and I believe there's some Femme Slash too. She's a busy girl!

Barbie ~ I hope you have a fantastic Birthday and all your wishes come true!

One of the things I love about this Fandom is making friends with people who have similar interests. I can remember the very first time you PM'd me and asked me to check out your oneshot. You asked me for advice on your first fic. Do you remember? Since that time, you've come into your own and I couldn't be more proud of you. You have this fantastic imagination and determination. You're creative and always try different things with your fics. They are some of the most original stories I've read. Thanks for being bold and entertaining us!

And, I don't just admire you for your writing! You're one of the most loyal people out there! You always have your fellow author's backs. I'm honored to call you a friend! Have a great day! You deserve nothing but the best!

Love,

Steph

Kiitttteennnnn, it's your birthday! *throws confetti* To my favorite Emmett lover and writer, my first Twitter pal, and a member of TeamKICKASS, may you have birthday filled with Emmett and Kellan peen, some Jasper lurvin’, and any other Cullen/Whitlock man you so desire. Um, except for Edward. He’s mine. :D

Lurrrrrve you tons, baby. Happy birthday.

Chipper

Ah, It's Kitten's birthday, what to say, what to say...?

Well, first off Happy Birthday you pervy, dark temptress. I hope it's a good one and you get lots of mens and liquor, because you totes deserve it. I know you plan to spend the day stalking the fuckhot firemen out the window, and that's totally alright, because we'll all be huddled across the street doing the same thing, waiting for you to get off work with booze in had. *nods* That's what real friends do. Just sayin...

*clears throat*
Now, I only get to be all mushy and shit with you biotches once a year, so here it is.
If it wasn't for you, this blog wouldn't be what it is today. You helped me get this thing going and have always been so encouraging to me. You've always stood behind me in everything, and I admire your charm and ferocity when it comes to your friends. That's not something you find a lot of these days, especially in the fandom. You'll never know what you mean to me.

I love you something hard core and I can't imagine this blog, or my life, without you. You are not only a fuckawesome temptress, but you are one of the most loyal and awesome friends a recluse like me could have. You are always here for me and you always know what to do to help cheer me up. Like sending me lolz catz. You always know the right ones to send too. You're crazy as hell, dark as all get out, and you don't give a flying fuck that you are. I love that more about you than anything. You are who you are and you wear that shit proudly. I like real people, and you babe, are as real as it gets. You are one of my best friends, a sister, a partner, and I'll never let you go.

I wish you an amazing birthday, and I hope it is full of joy and love, because these are the things your crazy ass brings to my life and everyone around you. I love you lots, bb. I can't say it enough.

Happy Birthday, my friend.
Izzy

Happy Birthday, Kitten.  I hope that it is filled with everything that you mind can imagine...and let's face it, thats a whole hell of a lot! :D  I send you birthday wishes of hot vamps and for such a special lady, I even send you my Firesper to play with till I need him back to write his chapter.  LOL.  Enjoy!  Oh...and on another note, I gotcha a little present...

Enjoy!

Love, Hugs and Sloppy kisses!

Happy Birthday to our fellow Temptress, Cullen818....

Happy Birthday Steph!!!

Our fellow Temptress is having a having a birthday today and we have birthday wishes for her. 

Get your tissues out and let's get serious for a minute, because that's something us dark lovers don't do here very often...

Steph, 

I can not express how much you mean to me. You are one of my oldest friends in the fandom and you've inspired me beyond words to push myself and write for me. I adapted the philosophy of writing for me and no one else from you. You mean the world to me and I adore you. 

You are such a talented writer and are so creative, but it's your heart that makes me love you the way I do. One day, I will meet you. When I do, I am going to hug you senseless and cry, so be prepared for the chick fest baby. It's a comin'. 

I hope you have a fucktastic birthday you sexy woman,, and know that you are loved more than you can imagine for what you do for this blog and for me as a friend. 

I love you. 

A wise woman once said... write for you, not for others. That woman is the reason I am where I am today. She has motivated, encouraged and held my hand for the last nine months. Essentially, I am her child. *laughs* She has helped me in more ways than she will ever know.
Her stories are full of Fate, Love and Hope but there is a side of dark and dirty mystery.  She is a naughty girl and a true Darlin’. Jasper is her main man but Eddie plays a close second.
The way she  writes its like you are right there, feeling what they feel. Seeing what they see and living through them as if it were you actually in the situation. That is what a true writer does. They pull you in and make it all you can think of.
The first thoughts about her are... kind, loving and carefree. She is a spectacular writer and a great mentor, friend and confidant. I truly owe what I do to her. So with that said...
Steph, I love you like a sister. You truly have no idea what you have done for me. There is not enough sunshine in the days skies to repay you. There aren’t enough stars in the sky or colors in the rainbow that hold a candle to you. This is my honest and humble opinion. I love you with all my heart.
I wish you a day full of love and happiness, you deserve it and so much more.

Yo Steph,

I met you, what, a week ago?  And while I would love to write some witty thing about your last birthday, the stripper, and some photos, the FBI said I’m not at liberty to spill that yet.  Besides, Barbie did enough gushing on you to last us all until 2020, and Izzy, well Izzy-love is its own special kind of happiness. So, for now, I’m going to just wish you the happiest of birthdays, may it be filled with plot bunnies, lemons, and all the men (except for the dog) of the Twi-universe.  Next year though…

Happy B-day, Doll!