Hi all!
I know you were expecting the lovely EdwardsChipper today, but she had a deep, dark secret that is keeping her from posting today. I'm actually thinking an intervention is needed since our sexy, demented temptress has apparently went to the... fluffy side. You heard me. She's went and done the unthinkable.
Oh the horror! If you haven't figured it out yet, here are some more clues...
The crazy thing went the happiest place on earth.... Disney World.
I don't know whether to puke or choke her, but we still love her anyway.
(ahem) Now, on to why we're really here.
I haven't had a lot of time to read lately, but I was able to rush over and read a new OS by the lovely, talented, and completely twisted lacym3 on TwiWrite the other night, so I wanted to share it with you all. This can actually be classified as a Darksper as well, but I thought Bella was especially evil in this deliciously deviant One Shot, so we're gonna roll with that, Mkay?
She didn't have a banner, so I fucked around with Photoshop (I haz an obsession) and threw this together for her. (hope you like it dear, but you don't have to use it)
by
lacym3
Summary: Jasper loves his wife, Bella, more than anything. He'd give her anything just to see that joyous look upon her face. Anything. Rated extreme M for splatterpunk, lemon, blood play, and sugary sweet love.
OK, WOW! I saw her tweeting about this story and wanted to ask what she was writing, but I was somehow sucked into a conversations about Edward Ninja's and testicles catching on fire by lightening (For the love of all that's nonsensical, don't ask). So, I waited this out and was happy I did.
This fic is so... wrong on so many levels. I won't say much since it's a One Shot, but I will say, it was sweet, sickening, completely fucked up, and rather comical all in one. It's a pure win situation for all you dark (and heaven forbid fluffy) lover's out there.
Jasper and Bella are happily married, completely in love, and outstanding citizens in their community. They share a love for cutlery and relaxing music (or screams) while they dine with their friends over for roast and wine. Jasper adores Bella, and will do anything to make her happy... anything! That includes bringing home presents of the very vocal and fleshy kind.
Their quiet night at home is soon filled with the music of sliced skin and pleading girls... just the way they like it.
This fic is not for the faint of heart (which most of the ones found here aren't) so tread carefully. If you can stomach the "splatterpunk", then you should definitely give this one a go. It's brilliant in every dark and delightful way, very well written and leaves you with a warm and fuzzy feeling of true love... or rather warm and dripping blood?
Run to read and give lacy some love. It's absolutely fabulous, and you won't be sorry you did.
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