*points up* Yep, you read that right. THE DurtyNelly is hosting her own o/s contest - a no-holds-barred, serve 'em up battered and bloodied - if that's your thang - bring anything and everything your warped and twisted minds can conjure up.
Yep.
I said anything and everything.
This is your chance, my sweet little dabblers in the devious. Show her what's been percolating in that cesspool of a cranium of yours, flicking at your fingertips to get out, begging for mercy as it brews in the deep recesses of your bowels.
*cackles*
Aaaaand...
Not only her... but...
US!!!!!!!!
Yes, that would be a CORRECT for those of you who may have guessed who just might be judging this little unscrupulous shindig. Two of your very own from here at DT, two of the five who put the FUN back in FORNICATION, the FRAPPE into your FAPPING, the SCREAM into your SMUT.
That would be JaspersIzzy and myself. *does imitation Irish Jig*
So, as your therapist would tell you, and in a small way we feel we do here every week at DT, let it allllll out, you sexy hoors. Let the magic fingers do their tap tap tap dance all over your keyboard. Bring us your dark, your sick, your twisted, your depraved, your...beyond redemption.
All are welcome in DurtyNelly's contest.
Just try and shock the shit out of her. I dare ya. *winks*
We look forward to reading your...entries. *laughs evilly*
The deets from DurtyNelly's blog:
Ruthless: A Hardcore Horror One-Shot Contest
I've decided to host a contest! The first of many, actually!
After entering and having a great time doing the Fetlife At Twilight Contest, I could not resist the opportunity to have a bit of fun myself. I might have entered things like this ages ago if there were more darker themed contests getting around in the fandom; they seem to do mostly Romance-type contests in the Twi-fandom for some reason. So I decided to step in and do it myself.
I have posted the challenge at TWCS and if any of you can think of other place to put it then let me know. But, anyway, here it is!
Give me your depraved, your wicked, your ravenous masses yearning to disembowel freely.
I've decided to host my first ever contest! I do plan on doing more of these if this one is successful. Next one will probably be Bizaro Horror, but we'll get to that in the months to come.
But If you're unsure of what hardcore horror is, please see below.
Hardcore/Shock/Extreme/Splatterpunk Horror - A literary sub-genre characterized by the explicit description of horrific, violent, horror without limits, often containing licentious pornographic scenes.
My fellow judges and I really are dying to see what sick, twisted and horrendous things you can do with the sweet and beloved characters of Twilight!
Shock us! Horrify and terrify us! Make us gag! We love it!
Your goal is to make us squirm. A little vomit would be nice too!
There will be FOUR winning stories chosen:
- First place will be chosen by the judging panel.
- Second and third places will be chosen by popular vote.
- And a Special Award will be given by DurtyNelly.
All winners will receive a Splattertastic banner and the right to call themselves hardcore.
The Rules:
All entries must be beta'd. This is an important one! All entries will have to make it past our gate keeper, The Mistress. And she is a cruel, whip-cranking harpy! So make sure your work is as error-free as possible. If she deems it unworthy, she will send it back to you with an evil cackle and demand that you fix it. You can then re-submit once the errors are taken care of.
- Entries can be canon, all-human, or altern
ate universe, and main characters must be from the Twilight fandom. - All entries must be one-shots, wholly original, and previously unpublished. No outtakes of or additions to other posted stories.
- During the contest, authors may not say or imply that a story will be continued later, and no entries may be continued until after the winners are announced.
- All entries must be between 2,500 and 7,500 words in length. If you're a little over or under, we're not going to spaz, or send it back.Collaborations welcome.
- Crossovers welcome.
- Two entries max. per author; including collaborations.
Wait? No rules condemning inappropriate content, like: no rape, incest, pedophilia, violence, beastiality, necrophilia, sadistic torture, midgets hammering nails into Edward's genitals, rabid chipmunks eating the eyeballs out of Emmett's rotting corpses, or The Mistress flaying authors alive for putting commas in the wrong place?
Nope. The only content rule is that there are no rules! This is an EXTREME HORROR contest, so be extreme, and either horrify, shock or disgust u
s.
s.
*** HOWEVER ***
Be very cautious of just throwing gore, rape and violence in for the hell of it. If it's just put in there for no reason other than to classify the story as 'extreme' ... we'll know ... and hiss at it like it's a Danielle Steel novel.
Submissions:
Disclaimer:
Word Count:
Rating:
Content Warning:
Pairing (if applicable):
Crossover Book/Series Title and author (if applicable):
Summery:
Ruthless: A Hardcore One-Shot Contest
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by Pin-name
Submit entries via email to durtynelly@gmail.com by August 29th.
Dates:
29, August – Submission closes.
30, August – Voting Poll opens.
8, September – Voting closes.
9, September – Winners Announced!
If you have any questions about the contest, or need further clarification as to what hardcore horror is, then please feel free to contact DurtyNelly at: durtynelly@gmail.com OR, go to her blog at: http://durtynellystwistedhouseofhorrors.blogspot.com
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